The cliche is that, “Laughter is the best medicine.” Similar to exercise, it releases endorphins that relax us and make us feel better.  There are many sources for a good laugh, I usually just have to look at myself.  Here is just a smattering of humor to add to your health.

“That kind of so-called housekeeping where they have six Bibles and no cork-screw.” - Mark Twain

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln

“Girl: Darling this is the happiest day of my life.  Bob Hope: Then why spoil it with a wedding?”

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” - Bob Hope

“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.” - Socrates

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.” - Socrates

“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain

“Put all thine eggs in one basket and watch that basket”. - Mark Twain

“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.” - Bill Cosby

“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth” - George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women” - Groucho Marx

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” - Groucho Marx

“What do I think of Western civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea.” - Mahatma Ghandi

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” - Robin Williams

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